I am astonished at my poor ability to spot typographical errors despite my assiduous exercise of what is pleonastically referred to as 'due diligence.' I see what I bloody well want to see. I read the following a good dozen times and failed to see the mistake:
Astinence is no mark of a rounder
which I just now corrected to
Abstinence is no mark of a rounder
which is my response to Jeff Hodges'
Absinthe makes the heart go founder.
But I can't hold a candle to my old friend Monterey Tom, the undisputed master of the typo, as he demonstrates here.