Bars Philosophers Opened after being Denied Tenure

HT: Allan Jackson:

Beer and Trembling

Gin and Platonic

Phenomenology of Spirits

Martini Heidegger

Bellini and Nothingness

Jean-Jacques & Coke

Vodka on the Lockes

Maker’s Marx Old Fashioned.

To this list I add:

Rusty Nagel's. (If you got that, I will buy you the cocktail to which I am alluding.)

Continuing in the humorous vein, Allan offers:

Heraclitus walks into a bar.

Bartender: Oh…You again?

I counteroffer:

Zeno tries to walk into a bar.

Russell never walks into bars, he is only on occasion at bar-proximal places at bar-open times.

McTaggart, however, has no time for bars at all.

Van Inwagen doesn't believe in bars, but only in bottles and bricks arranged barwise.

Jon Barwise was not available for comment.