Footnotes to Plato from the foothills of the Superstition Mountains

Ten Things I Haven’t Done

Here are ten things I have never done, but you probably have. I have never:

* taken a sleeping pill.
* purchased a lottery ticket.
* owned an umbrella.
* as an adult worn pajamas, a bow tie, or suspenders.
* owned or used a bathrobe.
* owned or used an electric can opener.
* as an adult attended a professional sporting event.
* owned or used a Walkman, ipod, or any such contraption.
* owned or used a laptop computer.
* run credit card debt.


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