It's hot and dry in these parts this time of year, the candy-assed snowbirds have all flown back to their humid nests, and we desert rats like it plenty. That's why we live here. You Californians stay put in your gun-grabbing, liberty-bashing, People's Republic of Political Correctness.
It may reach 121 Fahrenheit this week in some places. Excessive Heat Warning.
There's a rattlenake-infested wilderness right outside my door. Up for a hike?