Footnotes to Plato from the foothills of the Superstition Mountains

Saturday Night at the Oldies: Marital Advice

Before you even think of getting married, make sure you have plenty of Money.  Then Shop Around.  Consider who will become your Mother-in-LawIf you want to be happy,  don't worry too much about physical beauty.  If she has a cheatin' heart, hit the road, Jack.

But then again you might be better off without a wife.


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