I asked the Gypsy Scholar for more dueling maxims and he gave me a misheard maxim instead:
Absinthe makes the heart go founder
which inspires me to coin:
Abstinence is no mark of a rounder.
We 'need' to compile a list of misheard lyrics such as 'There's a bathroom on the right,' for "There's a bad moon on the rise," and 'Scuse me while I kiss the guy' for "Scuse me while I kiss the sky."