Chill out toilet paper hoarders. Pour yourself a sizable shot of tequila and chase it with a Corona. You gotta die some time, WuFlu or no WuFlu. No day without political incorrectness. And no day without cultural appropriation, including the transpecies variety:
Peggy Lee, Fever
The Band, Chest Fever
Johnny Rivers, Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu
Bobby Blue Bland, St. James Infirmary
Bobby Blue Bland, Goin' Down Slow. This ought to be Joe Biden's theme song.
Hank Williams, Lovesick Blues
Dr. Feelgood, Down at the Doctors
Dire Straits, Industrial Disease
Son House, Death Letter Blues
Blind Willie McTell, You Was Born to Die
Bob Dylan, In My Time of Dying
Bob Dylan, Fixin' to Die
Bob Dylan, See that My Grave is Kept Clean. "Did you ever hear that coughin'/coffin sound? Means another poor boy is under ground."
Bob Dylan with Eric Clapton, Not Dark Yet
Bob Dylan, Knockin' on Heaven's Door