Before you even think of getting married, make sure you have plenty of money.
Then shop around.
Consider who will become your mother-in-law.
If you want to be happy, don't worry too much about physical beauty.
If she has a cheatin' heart, hit the road, Jack.
But then again you might be better off without a wife.
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Bonus cut: Lauro Nyro, Wedding Bell Blues