Life's a bitch
And then you die.
Life is a bitch. And then you die?
No: Life is a joyous adventure. And then you die. (Ed Abbey, Confessions, p. 325)
Life's a beach
And then you dive.
Life's a beach? Which?
Sonova Beach.
Life's a bitch
But I'm married to one. (Redneck bumpersticker)
Life's a bitch
But I found my niche.
Arbor Vitae
Life's a beech
And I found my niche.
Life's a beach
My Anscombe's found her Geach.