Footnotes to Plato from the foothills of the Superstition Mountains

Quick Eggplant Parmigiana

To make it right is a royal PITA. First I make a killer sauce from scratch, a Bolognese or something pork-based.  That's plenty of work right there.  Then I cut an eggplant lengthwise, run the slices through egg wash, bread 'em and fry 'em in olive oil.  Extra virgin, of course.  Why monkey with anything else?  Then I make a  casserole with the cooked eggplant slices, intercalating  plenty of sauce and mozarella and other cheeses between the slices.  Then into the oven, covered,  at 350 for 35-40 minutes until bubbly hot. 

To make the one-pan quick version, crosscut the eggplant (so that it fits better in a large skillet) and fry with olive oil at moderate-high to high heat.  Eggplant sucks up oil something fierce, so keep adding the stuff. Don't worry, it's a good fat.  After all the pieces are cooked to the point of tenderness, set them aside to 'rest.'  Now, in the same pan, add more oil and saute  a blend of chopped onion, garlic, green peppers, and sliced mushrooms.  When that mixture is tender, layer on the eggplant slices with mozarella and a store-bought sauce.  There is no need to grate the mozarella, just slice it with a sharp knife.  It melts readily.  Dump in the usual spices: fresh-ground pepper, oregano, basil.  Cover, and let simmer at low heat until you have a nice molten mess of vegetarian chow:

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Serve with pasta, but you must absolutely avoid the Seven Deadly Sins of Pasta. Otherwise, I kill you. I prefer capellini, but it's all good.  The true aficionado avoids oversaucing his pasta, and he doesn't mix pasta and sauce together a priori as it were.  Do that, and I kick you, a posteriori.  A trencherman true  throws some sauce on top of the pasta and adds a little more or a lot more extra virgin olive oil.  Freshly grate some Romano or Parmesan cheese on top of that.  No crap out of a cardboard cylinder.   Then add a green garnish to set it off  such as Italian or American parsley, or, as I did last night, cilantro for a Southwestern accent.  Fresh from the garden.  Yes, you can actually grow stuff in Arizona in late December, which is another reason why Arizona is a terminus ad quem of Continental migration as oppose to a terminus a quo such as Minnesota.  Some places are for leavin' as some are for arrivin.' You should get something that looks like this. Serve on a big white plate.  Enjoy with a glass of Dago red.  Not as good as the real thing, but good enough, especially on the second day, reheated.

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