Category: Political Wit
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The Lion and the Lamb
Perhaps someday the lion will lie down with the lamb. Should that day come, I would still prefer to be the lion. (To repackage a remark I heard Tom Cotton make last night.)
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Illegal Alien on NYC Subway Rapes Corpse!
Story here: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) slammed The New York Times Saturday over a story about a suspect who allegedly raped a corpse on a New York City subway, saying the reporters failed to mention the man was in the U.S. illegally. The defense will no doubt argue that the man cannot be guilty as…
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Wicked Wit from Tony Flood
Karma's a bitch. And so's Tish. And the irony's delish.
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Saturday Night at the Oldies: An Appeal to Obstructionist Democrats
I know, it's tough. You Dems got your collective (jack)ass handed to you on a platter. But you are not learning the lessons. You think you had a problem with 'messaging,' and you did: you didn't have a message and you didn't have a messenger. Mindless opposition to Trump got you nowhere. The race and…
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Who Nominated Amy ‘Conehead’ Barrett?
Trump demands an investigation. 'Conehead' is my coinage. It has two meanings. They are for me to know and you to guess.
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Random Political-Polemical Observations
Hanoi Jane. Jane Fonda recently opined that being 'woke' means that you care about people. Now how stupid is that? But I'll give her this much: she looks damned good after all these years (to an old man, leastways.) All style and no substance, just like pretty-boy Gavin Newsom of California, an unctuous opportunist if…
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Could Kamala Explain the Difference between True and Magnetic North?
I doubt it. She thinks 'the cloud' in cyberspeak refers to a physical object in the sky. Remember that howler? Why are the Dems so dumb? They lack both a message and messenger. The think they failed to 'get their message across.' But they had no message to get across, and no one to get…
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Dumb Dems and the Hitler Card
Having been dealt a stinging rebuke on 5 November 2024, you might think the Democrats would learn something, for example, that playing the 'Hitler card,' like playing the 'race card,' will henceforth give them a losing hand. But no! The knuckleheads double down! Elon Musk is an exuberant fellow at the top of his game.…
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Kamala Gets an ‘F’
Flip, flop, flounder, flail, fake. And yet, despite all the gyrations and page-turnings of her and "Tampon Tim" and Mrs. Tim, the fatuous fool failed. But how on earth could she be beaten in an electoral college landslide by a freaking fascist? Explanation here, with a tip of the hat to a blogger buddy from…
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No Entity Without Identity
Stack topper. On the Hillarious Trump = Hitler Identity Theory. How now, sad cow? Your cud is bitter, your pasture lonely, and your days short. You are neither stupid, nor ignorant. So why the cheap smears and asinine comparisons? Are you bent on destroying what little of your legacy remains?
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In Keeping with the Joyous Kamala Vibe . . .
. . . this old tune by the Beach Boys captures the sum and 'substance' of her campaign. Come Tuesday night, the surly scowls of the racist Trump will have no chance against Kamalita's vibrations and excitations. And Kamala Baby would never, ever, bomb Iran.
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Son of ‘in case you missed it’
Down with a bad case of TDS? Check with your doctor to see if Independence is right for you.
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Finally! A Cure for TDS
Check with your doctor to see if Independence is right for you. Seriously, though, is TDS really a psychiatric condition, a form of topical insanity? Or is it rather a form of willful self-enstupidation? If the latter, then it is a grave moral defect, a form of vincible ignorance, and morally censurable as such. To…
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Kamala as Zelig
Do you remember Zelig? If Zelig was the human chameleon, Kamala Harris is the political chameleon. Official Trailer #1 Mia Farrow as Kamala Who is Kamala Harris? The Language Nazi cannot resist pointing our that the author of the linked piece confuses 'errant' with 'arrant' about five paragraphs down.
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No Entity without Identity
Some political wit in the Alinskyite style is the Stack topper of the day.