Category: Political Satire
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Illegal Alien on NYC Subway Rapes Corpse!
Story here: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) slammed The New York Times Saturday over a story about a suspect who allegedly raped a corpse on a New York City subway, saying the reporters failed to mention the man was in the U.S. illegally. The defense will no doubt argue that the man cannot be guilty as…
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Could Kamala Explain the Difference between True and Magnetic North?
I doubt it. She thinks 'the cloud' in cyberspeak refers to a physical object in the sky. Remember that howler? Why are the Dems so dumb? They lack both a message and messenger. The think they failed to 'get their message across.' But they had no message to get across, and no one to get…
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The Night of the Garbage People
In Chicago and other leftist precincts, tonight is the night of the voting dead. But all across the land, tonight is the night of the garbage people wandering from hill to hollow, from shanty to shack, hands out, attired in trash bags, loosed upon us by dementia in high places. Trigger Treat!
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No Entity Without Identity
Stack topper. On the Hillarious Trump = Hitler Identity Theory. How now, sad cow? Your cud is bitter, your pasture lonely, and your days short. You are neither stupid, nor ignorant. So why the cheap smears and asinine comparisons? Are you bent on destroying what little of your legacy remains?
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In Keeping with the Joyous Kamala Vibe . . .
. . . this old tune by the Beach Boys captures the sum and 'substance' of her campaign. Come Tuesday night, the surly scowls of the racist Trump will have no chance against Kamalita's vibrations and excitations. And Kamala Baby would never, ever, bomb Iran.
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Finally! A Cure for TDS
Check with your doctor to see if Independence is right for you. Seriously, though, is TDS really a psychiatric condition, a form of topical insanity? Or is it rather a form of willful self-enstupidation? If the latter, then it is a grave moral defect, a form of vincible ignorance, and morally censurable as such. To…
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Kamala as Zelig
Do you remember Zelig? If Zelig was the human chameleon, Kamala Harris is the political chameleon. Official Trailer #1 Mia Farrow as Kamala Who is Kamala Harris? The Language Nazi cannot resist pointing our that the author of the linked piece confuses 'errant' with 'arrant' about five paragraphs down.
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No Entity without Identity
Some political wit in the Alinskyite style is the Stack topper of the day.
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What Leftists Mean by ‘Democracy’
They mean woke globalist plutocracy, or something in the semantic vicinity thereof. This is why the enemies of the people see nothing contradictory in using 'lawfare' to keep Donald Trump off the ballot. We the people, however, understand 'democracy' to mean rule by the people. On this understanding of the word, it makes no logical…
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Swamp Carjackings
Look on the bright side! It's good for the economy: guns and ammo sales will surge, the insurance companies will be able to rake in higher premiums, and the undertakers will thrive. And things are not really that bad if you consider the stats: Police data show carjackings in the nation's capital spiked by 97.9%…