Trump demands an investigation. 'Conehead' is my coinage. It has two meanings. They are for me to know and you to guess.
Category: Humor
Nunc Stans
A Classicist Misanthrope Opens a Bar . . .
. . . and names it: Margaritas Ante Porcos.
Son of ‘in case you missed it’
Down with a bad case of TDS? Check with your doctor to see if Independence is right for you.
Kamala as Zelig
Do you remember Zelig? If Zelig was the human chameleon, Kamala Harris is the political chameleon.
Who is Kamala Harris? The Language Nazi cannot resist pointing our that the author of the linked piece confuses 'errant' with 'arrant' about five paragraphs down.
No Entity without Identity
Some political wit in the Alinskyite style is the Stack topper of the day.
‘Woke’ Home Defense
Helpful tips. About three minutes long.
But wait, there's more: a case for pre-natal squatters' rights.
The Left’s Orwellianism Pictorially Represented
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Not the Least of Bergoglio’s Sins
He's destroyed the reply, "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Hurricane Hilary is Misnamed!
Disasters should be named after disasters. The name should be Hillary.
Sunset Crater
Better the Visitor's Center than Flagstaff!
A Homosexual Platonist Walks into a Gay Bar . . .
. . . looking depressed.
'Tender: Whatsamatta you?
Platonist: A Third Man has come between between me and my partner!
A Nominalist Walks into a Bar . . .
. . . looking sad.
Bartender: "What's the matter, pal?"
"My girlfriend says we have nothing in common!"
Bartender: "But you are a nominalist! Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?"
This short video is sloppy, but will give you some idea of what nominalism is if you don't have a clue.
DEI and Crash Dummies
DIVERSITY demands that crash dummies be of all sizes, shapes, races, ethnicities, animal species including trans-species hybrids such as the Cat Man, and also 'genders' including trans-dummies, and let's not exclude living humans who 'identify' as crash dummies the better to facilitate their exit from life's freeway.
EQUITY will then be served: an equal outcome will be achieved by all dummies including the dumb-assed Dems who 'identify' as inanimate dummies when they are 'merely' transgressive leftards.
INCLUSION rules out, or excludes, all conservatives from serving as crash dummies, and rules in all fat, ugly, 'vertically challenged,' and 'differently abled' persons especially such politicians as Lori Lightfoot and John Fetterman.
What am I mocking?
A New Budweiser Joke
One of the old ones goes like this. "Ah had me a coupla Buds, but ahm none the wiser." I suggest as part of the punch back against the Anheuser-Busch Dylan Mulvaney wokery, the following:
I had me a couple of Buds and my schlong's no longer a riser.
But I am sure you can do better than that; combox open.
The logically prior question, of course, is why anyone of taste and discernment would drink the swill served up by Anheuser-Busch when you can drink some such fine German brew as St. Pauli Girl the poster 'boy' of which is a buxom wench (in sense 1) who is not only unambiguously female but also stacked and packed to the nines and hence in violation of all canons of wokery known to man.
If your head is screwed on Right, you will enjoy DeSantis' take on this brew-haha (I'm punning on brouhaha, as I'm sure you've noticed.)
Time to man up and bone up on your political ponerology the better to punch back against the 'woke' kakistocracy and all its works. Not much is at stake, of course, except the survival of civilization.