Tax Advice for Philosophers

Philosophers should be sure to avail themselves of the Transcendental Deduction this year as it has been increased.  But to take it they will need the Platonic Form.  Be advised that attempts to copy the Platonic Form have been known to cause the glitch commonly referred to as the Third (Tax) Man.

Rand Entry in the Philosophical Lexicon

Here we find:

rand, n. An angry tirade occasioned by mistaking philosophical disagreement for a personal attack and/or evidence of unspeakable moral corruption. "When I questioned his second premise, he flew into a rand." Also, to attack or stigmatise through a rand. "When I defended socialised medicine, I was randed as a communist."