{"id":9280,"date":"2012-10-20T18:26:44","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T18:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2012\/10\/20\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-3\/"},"modified":"2012-10-20T18:26:44","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T18:26:44","slug":"saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2012\/10\/20\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night at the Oldies: Marital Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Before you even think of getting married, make sure you have plenty of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0uqCocIh3_o\" target=\"_self\">Money<\/a>.&#0160; Then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hjy8HqrcYys\" target=\"_self\">Shop Around<\/a>.&#0160; Consider who will become your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dcFkUHvlf5A&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_self\">Mother-in-Law<\/a>.&#0160; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk\" target=\"_self\">If you want to be happy<\/a>,&#0160; don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; If she has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fKZRp515SmY\" target=\"_self\">a cheatin&#39; heart<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0rEsVp5tiDQ\" target=\"_self\">hit the road, Jack<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">But then again you might be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Azw0JvYmj7Q&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_self\">better off without a wife<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before you even think of getting married, make sure you have plenty of Money.&#0160; Then Shop Around.&#0160; Consider who will become your Mother-in-Law.&#0160; If you want to be happy,&#0160; don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; If she has a cheatin&#39; heart, hit the road, Jack. But then again you might be better off without &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2012\/10\/20\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Saturday Night at the Oldies: Marital Advice&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[134,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}