{"id":8499,"date":"2013-09-07T10:48:25","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T10:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/misheard-maxims\/"},"modified":"2013-09-07T10:48:25","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T10:48:25","slug":"misheard-maxims","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/misheard-maxims\/","title":{"rendered":"Misheard Maxims"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">I asked the <a href=\"http:\/\/gypsyscholarship.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_self\">Gypsy Scholar<\/a> for more dueling maxims and he gave me a misheard maxim instead:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Absinthe makes the heart go founder<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">which inspires me to coin:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Abstinence is no&#0160;mark of a rounder.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">We&#0160;&#39;need&#39; to compile a list of misheard&#0160;&#0160;lyrics such as &#39;There&#39;s a bathroom on the right,&#39; for &quot;There&#39;s a bad moon on the rise,&quot;&#0160;and &#0160;&#39;Scuse me while I kiss the guy&#39; for &quot;Scuse me while I kiss the sky.&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked the Gypsy Scholar for more dueling maxims and he gave me a misheard maxim instead: Absinthe makes the heart go founder which inspires me to coin: Abstinence is no&#0160;mark of a rounder. We&#0160;&#39;need&#39; to compile a list of misheard&#0160;&#0160;lyrics such as &#39;There&#39;s a bathroom on the right,&#39; for &quot;There&#39;s a bad moon on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/misheard-maxims\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Misheard Maxims&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[316],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maxims-mottoes-epitaphs-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}