{"id":817,"date":"2024-04-13T12:19:53","date_gmt":"2024-04-13T12:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2024\/04\/13\/woke-home-defense\/"},"modified":"2024-04-13T12:19:53","modified_gmt":"2024-04-13T12:19:53","slug":"woke-home-defense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2024\/04\/13\/woke-home-defense\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Woke&#8217; Home Defense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/b-7A6s6KN2w\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 13pt;\">Helpful tips<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 13pt;\">. About three minutes long.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 13pt;\">But wait, there&#39;s more: a case for <a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/4d-chess-baby-about-to-be-aborted-claims-squatters-rights\">pre-natal squatters&#39; rights<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Helpful tips. About three minutes long. But wait, there&#39;s more: a case for pre-natal squatters&#39; rights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,242,144,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alcohol-tobacco-and-firearms","category-humor","category-political-wit","category-wokery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}