{"id":8027,"date":"2014-04-14T12:39:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T12:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2014\/04\/14\/tax-advice-for-philosophers\/"},"modified":"2014-04-14T12:39:48","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T12:39:48","slug":"tax-advice-for-philosophers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2014\/04\/14\/tax-advice-for-philosophers\/","title":{"rendered":"Tax Advice for Philosophers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Philosophers should be sure to avail themselves of the <em>Transcendental Deduction<\/em> this year as it has been <em>substantially<\/em> increased, the truculent opposition of the NRA (National Realist Association)&#0160; notwithstanding.&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;But to take&#0160;the deduction&#0160;philosophers will need the <em>Platonic Form<\/em>.&#0160; Be advised that attempts to copy the Platonic Form have been known to cause the dreaded glitch commonly&#0160;referred to as the <em>Third<\/em> (Tax) <em>Man<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Philosophers should be sure to avail themselves of the Transcendental Deduction this year as it has been substantially increased, the truculent opposition of the NRA (National Realist Association)&#0160; notwithstanding.&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;But to take&#0160;the deduction&#0160;philosophers will need the Platonic Form.&#0160; Be advised that attempts to copy the Platonic Form have been known to cause the dreaded glitch commonly&#0160;referred &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2014\/04\/14\/tax-advice-for-philosophers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tax Advice for Philosophers&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}