{"id":7785,"date":"2014-08-08T11:36:54","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T11:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2014\/08\/08\/a-list-of-bars-philosophers-opened-on-being-denied-tenure-2\/"},"modified":"2014-08-08T11:36:54","modified_gmt":"2014-08-08T11:36:54","slug":"a-list-of-bars-philosophers-opened-on-being-denied-tenure-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2014\/08\/08\/a-list-of-bars-philosophers-opened-on-being-denied-tenure-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A List of Bars Philosophers Opened On Being Denied Tenure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/articles\/bars-philosophy-professors-opened-after-being-denied-tenure\" target=\"_self\">Here<\/a> (HT: Allan Jackson):<\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Beer and Trembling<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Gin and Platonic<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Phenomenology of Spirits<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Martini Heidegger<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Bellini and Nothingness<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Jean-Jacques &amp; Coke<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Vodka on the Lockes<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Maker\u2019s Marx Old Fashioned.<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">&#0160;<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">To this list I add:<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">&#0160;<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Rusty Nagel&#39;s.&#0160; (If you got that, I will buy you the cocktail to which I am alluding.)<br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Continuing in the humorous vein, Allan offers:<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: georgia,palatino;\"><span style=\"color: black;\">Heraclitus walks into a bar.&#0160;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">&#0160;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Bartender: Oh&#8230;You again?<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">I counteroffer:<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Zeno tries to walk into a bar.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Russell never walks into bars, he is only on occasion at bar-proximal places at bar-open times.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">McTaggart, however, has no time for bars at all.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Van Inwagen doesn&#39;t believe in bars, but only in bottles and bricks arranged barwise.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Jon Barwise was not available for comment.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">&#0160;<\/div>\n<fieldset class=\"zemanta-related\">\n<legend class=\"zemanta-related-title\">Related articles<\/legend>\n<div class=\"zemanta-article-ul zemanta-article-ul-image\" style=\"margin: 0; 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