{"id":7663,"date":"2014-10-06T18:52:50","date_gmt":"2014-10-06T18:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2014\/10\/06\/ten-things-i-havent-done\/"},"modified":"2014-10-06T18:52:50","modified_gmt":"2014-10-06T18:52:50","slug":"ten-things-i-havent-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2014\/10\/06\/ten-things-i-havent-done\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Things I Haven&#8217;t Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Here are ten things I have never done, but you probably have. 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