{"id":6039,"date":"2016-11-15T13:01:24","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T13:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2016\/11\/15\/get-em-while-they-last\/"},"modified":"2016-11-15T13:01:24","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T13:01:24","slug":"get-em-while-they-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2016\/11\/15\/get-em-while-they-last\/","title":{"rendered":"Get &#8216;Em While They Last!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a class=\"asset-img-link\" href=\"http:\/\/maverickphilosopher.typepad.com\/.a\/6a010535ce1cf6970c01b7c8b0253d970b-pi\" style=\"float: left;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Woman card\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010535ce1cf6970c01b7c8b0253d970b img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.typepad.com\/.a\/6a010535ce1cf6970c01b7c8b0253d970b-320wi\" style=\"margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;\" title=\"Woman card\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.weeklystandard.com\/woman-cards-now-half-price-at-hillaryclinton.com\/article\/2005388\">Now half-priced<\/a>! &#0160;The perfect complement to the &#0160;race card. &#0160;No true liberal leaves home without both. &#0160;Gives new meaning to &#39;card-carrying Democrat.&#39; &#0160;And it secures access to ladies&#39; rooms throughout the land, regardless of the bearer&#39;s sex!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now half-priced! &#0160;The perfect complement to the &#0160;race card. &#0160;No true liberal leaves home without both. &#0160;Gives new meaning to &#39;card-carrying Democrat.&#39; &#0160;And it secures access to ladies&#39; rooms throughout the land, regardless of the bearer&#39;s sex!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}