{"id":5318,"date":"2017-08-21T13:16:26","date_gmt":"2017-08-21T13:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2017\/08\/21\/if-narcissus-had-a-blog\/"},"modified":"2017-08-21T13:16:26","modified_gmt":"2017-08-21T13:16:26","slug":"if-narcissus-had-a-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2017\/08\/21\/if-narcissus-had-a-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"If Narcissus Had a Blog . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 11pt;\">. . . what would it be called?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 11pt;\"><em>Facebook<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . what would it be called? Facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}