{"id":5136,"date":"2017-10-17T05:31:14","date_gmt":"2017-10-17T05:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2017\/10\/17\/jewish-humor\/"},"modified":"2017-10-17T05:31:14","modified_gmt":"2017-10-17T05:31:14","slug":"jewish-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2017\/10\/17\/jewish-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 11pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ou.org\/torah\/parsha\/rabbi-ari-kahn-on-parsha\/reading-anti-semites\/\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino;\">Here<\/span><\/a><\/span>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 11pt;\">Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a&#0160;coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. \u201cHerr Altmann,\u201d said his secretary, \u201cI notice you\u2019re reading <em>Der St\u00fcrmer<\/em>! I can\u2019t understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew&#0160;?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 11pt;\">\u201cOn the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation&#0160;in America. But now that I read&#0160;<em>Der St\u00fcrmer<\/em>, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we\u2019re on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know \u2013 it makes me feel a whole lot better!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here: Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a&#0160;coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. \u201cHerr Altmann,\u201d said his secretary, \u201cI notice you\u2019re reading Der St\u00fcrmer! I can\u2019t understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew&#0160;?\u201d \u201cOn the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2017\/10\/17\/jewish-humor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jewish Humor&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}