{"id":4307,"date":"2018-08-20T04:59:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T04:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2018\/08\/20\/dear-abby\/"},"modified":"2018-08-20T04:59:56","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T04:59:56","slug":"dear-abby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2018\/08\/20\/dear-abby\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Abby"},"content":{"rendered":"
Dear Abby,
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My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning<\/span><\/div>\n
and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he's cheated on me many times with<\/span><\/div>\n
young girls who could be his granddaughters.   I know this because he brags about this to me.
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He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive liquor day and night.<\/span><\/div>\n
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We sleep in separate beds because he tells me he knows I`m a lesbian and besides that,<\/span><\/div>\n
my varicose veins and fat behind turn him off.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Should I clobber him with something heavy, or should I just leave him ?<\/span><\/div>\n
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Your advice would be appreciated.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Sincerely,<\/span><\/div>\n
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Mad as Hell<\/span><\/div>\n
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Dear Mad as Hell,<\/span><\/div>\n
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You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.!<\/span><\/div>\n
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Don`t resort to violence and try to act more like a lady.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Remember, you were almost elected President of the United States, so try acting like one.<\/span><\/div>\n
 <\/span><\/div>\n
Abby<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Abby,   My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.   I know this because he brags about this … Continue reading “Dear Abby”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}