{"id":4005,"date":"2019-01-15T11:26:42","date_gmt":"2019-01-15T11:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2019\/01\/15\/a-little-unsolicited-advice-for-the-mature-members-of-the-distaff-contingent\/"},"modified":"2019-01-15T11:26:42","modified_gmt":"2019-01-15T11:26:42","slug":"a-little-unsolicited-advice-for-the-mature-members-of-the-distaff-contingent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2019\/01\/15\/a-little-unsolicited-advice-for-the-mature-members-of-the-distaff-contingent\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Unsolicited Advice for the Mature Members of the Distaff Contingent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: georgia, palatino; color: #ff0000;\">Warning: &#39;Sexist&#39; content up ahead! Snowflakes to your safe spaces!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: georgia, palatino;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: georgia, palatino;\">Your sag and bag <br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: georgia, palatino;\">Won&#39;t hurt your charm <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: georgia, palatino;\">But no man wants<br \/>A hag or nag <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: georgia, palatino;\">Upon his arm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: &#39;Sexist&#39; content up ahead! Snowflakes to your safe spaces! &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Your sag and bag Won&#39;t hurt your charm But no man wantsA hag or nag Upon his arm. &#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161,71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-varia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}