{"id":3083,"date":"2020-06-20T17:08:47","date_gmt":"2020-06-20T17:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2020\/06\/20\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-2\/"},"modified":"2020-06-20T17:08:47","modified_gmt":"2020-06-20T17:08:47","slug":"saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2020\/06\/20\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night at the Oldies: Marital Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 12pt;\">First, make sure you have plenty of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=t5KU34DrrPI\">Money<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=z6xkT7FMyTc\" target=\"_self\"><br \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 12pt;\">Then <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dA5509mcQd8\">Shop Around<\/a>. <br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 12pt;\">Consider who will become your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dcFkUHvlf5A&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_self\">Mother-in-Law<\/a>.&#0160; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eBO_10GVf74\">If you want to be happy<\/a>, don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 12pt;\">If she has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fKZRp515SmY\" target=\"_self\">a cheatin&#39; heart<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I\">hit the road, Jack.<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, make sure you have plenty of Money Then Shop Around. Consider who will become your Mother-in-Law.&#0160; If you want to be happy, don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; If she has a cheatin&#39; heart, hit the road, Jack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}