{"id":2399,"date":"2021-10-15T16:11:38","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T16:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2021\/10\/15\/colander-girl\/"},"modified":"2021-10-15T16:11:38","modified_gmt":"2021-10-15T16:11:38","slug":"colander-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2021\/10\/15\/colander-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Colander Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 13pt;\">With apologies to Neil Sedaka, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FpdY97Tt_iE\">Calendar Girl<\/a>.&#0160;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 13pt;\">A &#39;pastafarian&#39; idiot was allowed to wear a colander in an official DMV photo in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.&#0160; Bring on the hoodies, the sombreros, the ski masks . . . .&#0160; Story&#0160;<a href=\"http:\/\/boston.cbslocal.com\/2015\/11\/13\/pastafarian-spaghetti-monster-drivers-license-lindsay-miller\/\" target=\"_self\">here<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 13pt;\">Does this have anything to do with the decline of the West?&#0160; Something.&#0160; It is just another little indication of the abdication of those in positions of authority.&#0160; A driver&#39;s license is an important document.&#0160; The authorities should not allow its being mocked by a dumbass with a piece of kitchenware on her head.&#0160; But Massachusetts is lousy with liberals, so what do you expect?&#0160; A liberal will tolerate anything except common sense and good judgment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 13pt;\">A&#0160;<em>penne<\/em>&#0160;for her thoughts as she&#0160;<em>strains<\/em>&#0160;to find something to believe in.&#0160; If only she would use her&#0160;<em>noodle<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"asset-img-link\" href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.typepad.com\/.a\/6a010535ce1cf6970c01b7c7ee7d9e970b-pi\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Pasta2\" border=\"0\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010535ce1cf6970c01b7c7ee7d9e970b img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.typepad.com\/.a\/6a010535ce1cf6970c01b7c7ee7d9e970b-800wi\" title=\"Pasta2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to Neil Sedaka, Calendar Girl.&#0160; A &#39;pastafarian&#39; idiot was allowed to wear a colander in an official DMV photo in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.&#0160; Bring on the hoodies, the sombreros, the ski masks . . . .&#0160; Story&#0160;here. Does this have anything to do with the decline of the West?&#0160; Something.&#0160; It is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2021\/10\/15\/colander-girl\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Colander Girl&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[506,180,242,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurdity","category-decline-of-the-west","category-humor","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}