{"id":1838,"date":"2022-10-08T17:17:34","date_gmt":"2022-10-08T17:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2022\/10\/08\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice\/"},"modified":"2022-10-08T17:17:34","modified_gmt":"2022-10-08T17:17:34","slug":"saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2022\/10\/08\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night at the Oldies: Marital Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">Before you even think of getting married, make sure you have plenty of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yeVx1C73o8k\">money<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">Then <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dA5509mcQd8\">shop around<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">Consider who will become your <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6EN5eJf5h_k\">mother-in-law<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk\" target=\"_self\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FPd6hPyZa3M\">If you want to be happy<\/a>,&#0160; don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">If she has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cS4LCoh0VGQ\">a cheatin&#39; heart<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=uSiHqxgE2d0\">hit the road, Jack<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">But then again you might be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VIe-9zzHHzM\">better off without a wife<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">Bonus cut: Lauro Nyro, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jRhAtCjPGcM\">Wedding Bell Blues<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before you even think of getting married, make sure you have plenty of money. Then shop around. Consider who will become your mother-in-law. If you want to be happy,&#0160; don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; If she has a cheatin&#39; heart, hit the road, Jack. But then again you might be better off without &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2022\/10\/08\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Saturday Night at the Oldies: Marital Advice&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[134,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}