{"id":177,"date":"2025-05-04T13:34:41","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T13:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2025\/05\/04\/illegal-alien-on-nyc-subway-rapes-corpse\/"},"modified":"2025-05-04T13:34:41","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T13:34:41","slug":"illegal-alien-on-nyc-subway-rapes-corpse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2025\/05\/04\/illegal-alien-on-nyc-subway-rapes-corpse\/","title":{"rendered":"Illegal Alien on NYC Subway Rapes Corpse!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Department of Homeland Security<\/a> (DHS) slammed The New York Times Saturday over a story about a suspect who allegedly raped a corpse on a New York City subway, saying the reporters failed to mention the man was in the U.S. illegally. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The defense will no doubt argue that the man cannot be guilty as charged inasmuch it is impossible to rape a corpse. Have the journos over at the NYT degenerated so far that they have never heard of necrophilia?  <\/span><\/p>\n

Or maybe the defense will argue that since illegal entry is no crime because no one is illegal, the same should hold for illegal entry into a living human's body, and for illegal entry into the corpse of a human.  There cannot be illegal entry in any sense since everyone has the right to go wherever he wants.  The corpse should have "welcomed the stranger."<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Story here: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) slammed The New York Times Saturday over a story about a suspect who allegedly raped a corpse on a New York City subway, saying the reporters failed to mention the man was in the U.S. illegally.  The defense will no doubt argue that the man cannot be guilty as … Continue reading “Illegal Alien on NYC Subway Rapes Corpse!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[195,144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-satire","category-political-wit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}