{"id":1504,"date":"2023-04-18T05:22:08","date_gmt":"2023-04-18T05:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2023\/04\/18\/a-new-budweiser-joke\/"},"modified":"2023-04-18T05:22:08","modified_gmt":"2023-04-18T05:22:08","slug":"a-new-budweiser-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2023\/04\/18\/a-new-budweiser-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Budweiser Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the old ones goes like this. "Ah had me a coupla Buds, but ahm none the wiser."  I suggest as part of the punch back against the Anheuser-Busch Dylan Mulvaney wokery, the following:<\/span><\/p>\n

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I had me a couple of Buds and my schlong's no longer a riser.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

But I am sure you can do better than that; combox open.<\/span><\/p>\n

The logically prior question, of course, is why anyone of taste and discernment would drink the swill served up by Anheuser-Busch when you can drink some such fine German brew as St. Pauli Girl the poster 'boy' of which is a buxom wench<\/a> (in sense 1) who is not only unambiguously female but also stacked and packed to the nines and hence in violation of all  canons of wokery known to man.<\/span><\/p>\n

If your head is screwed on Right, you will enjoy DeSantis' take<\/a> on this brew-haha (I'm punning on brouhaha<\/a>, as I'm sure you've noticed.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Time to man up and bone up on your political ponerology the better to punch back against the 'woke' kakistocracy and all its works. Not much is at stake, of course, except the survival of civilization.<\/span><\/p>\n

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One of the old ones goes like this. "Ah had me a coupla Buds, but ahm none the wiser."  I suggest as part of the punch back against the Anheuser-Busch Dylan Mulvaney wokery, the following: I had me a couple of Buds and my schlong's no longer a riser. But I am sure you can … Continue reading “A New Budweiser Joke”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,242,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alcohol-tobacco-and-firearms","category-humor","category-wokery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}