{"id":1497,"date":"2023-04-21T05:45:34","date_gmt":"2023-04-21T05:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2023\/04\/21\/dei-and-crash-dummies\/"},"modified":"2023-04-21T05:45:34","modified_gmt":"2023-04-21T05:45:34","slug":"dei-and-crash-dummies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2023\/04\/21\/dei-and-crash-dummies\/","title":{"rendered":"DEI and Crash Dummies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">DIVERSITY demands that crash dummies be of all sizes, shapes, races, ethnicities, animal species including trans-species hybrids such as the <a href=\"https:\/\/williamfvallicella.substack.com\/p\/can-one-change-ones-race\">Cat Man<\/a>, and also &#39;genders&#39; including trans-dummies, and let&#39;s not exclude living humans who &#39;identify&#39; as crash dummies the better to facilitate their exit from life&#39;s freeway.&#0160;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">EQUITY will then be served: an equal outcome will be achieved by all dummies including the dumb-assed Dems who &#39;identify&#39; as inanimate dummies when they are &#39;merely&#39; transgressive leftards.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">INCLUSION rules out, or excludes, all conservatives from serving as crash dummies, and rules in all fat, ugly, &#39;vertically challenged,&#39; and &#39;differently abled&#39; persons especially such politicians as Lori Lightfoot and John Fetterman.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 14pt;\">What am I <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/04\/20\/buttigieg-wants-to-spend-20-million-on-female-crash-dummies\/\">mocking<\/a>?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DIVERSITY demands that crash dummies be of all sizes, shapes, races, ethnicities, animal species including trans-species hybrids such as the Cat Man, and also &#39;genders&#39; including trans-dummies, and let&#39;s not exclude living humans who &#39;identify&#39; as crash dummies the better to facilitate their exit from life&#39;s freeway.&#0160; EQUITY will then be served: an equal outcome &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2023\/04\/21\/dei-and-crash-dummies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;DEI and Crash Dummies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242,158,44,144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-invective","category-political-tactics","category-political-wit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}