{"id":11482,"date":"2010-07-06T17:24:25","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T17:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2010\/07\/06\/mindbody-joke\/"},"modified":"2010-07-06T17:24:25","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T17:24:25","slug":"mindbody-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2010\/07\/06\/mindbody-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Mind-Body Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><font face=\"Georgia\">What is the lightest thing in the world?&#0160; A penis . . . all it takes is a thought to raise it.&#0160; The thought of you, <\/font><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vPJuFxl0bxY&amp;feature=related\"><font face=\"Georgia\">the very thought of you<\/font><\/a><font face=\"Georgia\">.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is the lightest thing in the world?&#0160; A penis . . . all it takes is a thought to raise it.&#0160; The thought of you, the very thought of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[242,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}