{"id":11078,"date":"2010-12-01T06:33:34","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T06:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2010\/12\/01\/variations-on-a-theme\/"},"modified":"2010-12-01T06:33:34","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T06:33:34","slug":"variations-on-a-theme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2010\/12\/01\/variations-on-a-theme\/","title":{"rendered":"Variations on a Theme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Life&#39;s a bitch<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">And then you die.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Life is a bitch. And then you die?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">No: Life is a joyous adventure. And <em>then<\/em> you die. (Ed Abbey, <em>Confessions<\/em>, p. 325)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Life&#39;s a beach<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">And then you dive.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Life&#39;s a beach? Which?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Sonova Beach.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Life&#39;s a bitch<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">But I&#39;m married to one. (Redneck bumpersticker)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Life&#39;s a bitch<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">But I found my niche.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\"><em>Arbor Vitae<br \/><\/em>Life&#39;s a beech<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">And&#0160;I found my niche.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">Life&#39;s a beach<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">My Anscombe&#39;s found her Geach.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life&#39;s a bitchAnd then you die. Life is a bitch. And then you die?No: Life is a joyous adventure. And then you die. (Ed Abbey, Confessions, p. 325) Life&#39;s a beachAnd then you dive. Life&#39;s a beach? Which?Sonova Beach. Life&#39;s a bitchBut I&#39;m married to one. (Redneck bumpersticker) Life&#39;s a bitchBut I found my niche. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2010\/12\/01\/variations-on-a-theme\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Variations on a Theme&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[581,242,161],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abbey-cactus-ed","category-humor","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}