{"id":10799,"date":"2011-04-02T16:20:16","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T16:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2011\/04\/02\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-4\/"},"modified":"2011-04-02T16:20:16","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T16:20:16","slug":"saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/2011\/04\/02\/saturday-night-at-the-oldies-marital-advice-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night at the Oldies: Marital Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino;\">First, make sure you have plenty of<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=z6xkT7FMyTc\" target=\"_self\"> Money<\/a>.&#0160; Then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hjy8HqrcYys\" target=\"_self\">Shop Around<\/a>.&#0160; Consider who will become your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dcFkUHvlf5A&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_self\">Mother-in-Law<\/a>.&#0160; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk\" target=\"_self\">If you want to be happy<\/a>, don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; If she has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fKZRp515SmY\" target=\"_self\">a cheatin&#39; heart<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gulmuaL-AmU&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_self\">hit the road, Jack<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, make sure you have plenty of Money.&#0160; Then Shop Around.&#0160; Consider who will become your Mother-in-Law.&#0160; If you want to be happy, don&#39;t worry too much about physical beauty.&#0160; If she has a cheatin&#39; heart, hit the road, Jack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maverickphilosopher.blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}